Funny Jokes in Urdu 2021 || Urdu Funny Quotes 2021 || Urdu Funny Poetry 2021
"Pathan larki sy:hamry dil mein ajao
Larki gusay sy: Chapal otaroon kiya?
Pathan: pagli aesy hi a jao masjid thori hai"
Papu ko baap sy kisi wajha sy maar pari aur wo ghusay sy sachool ja ra tha
kisi sy rasty mein pocha: beta parney ja rhy ho?
Papu: nahi uniform mein mujra krny ja ra hun
Biwi:tum mujy sooty huey galiyan day rhy thy
Shohar:tumein galt fehmi hui
Biwi: kiya galt fehmi hui hai?
Shohar: yehi ky mein so ra tha
"75 saal ki aurat ny akhbar mein istihaar baraye rista diya
3 din baad ik dakiya khat daney aya
bhori aurat ny khat khola
Likha tha ap Fay likhna bhool gyi hain
apko is umer mein risty nhi faristy ki zarorat hai"
Begam: meri salghira ka toofa kahan ha?
Shohar : wo samney laal rang ki ghaari dekh ri ho?
Biwi: khushi sy....Wooww
Shohar: isi rang ki neel palish laya hun
Ik larki ghar sy bhag gayi
3 din baad wapis i
baap ghusay say: ab kiya lany i ho
larki: patli pin wala charger
Doctor: Ap kay dant kesy tooty
Mareez: jee wo meri biwi ny kharak rooti banai thi
Doctor: to ap khaney sy inkaar kr dety
Mareez: jee wohi to kiya tha
Shohar: Aaj khana kiyn nhi banaya
Biwi: ghir gyi thi aur lag gyi thi
Shohar: kidar giri, aur kahan lagyi
Biwi: Bistar pr giri aur ankh lag gyi thi
Shohar Biwi ko English seekha raha tha
Biwi: Dhopar mein, dinner kar lo G
Shohar: Jahil, yeh dinner nahi lunch ha
Biwi: jahil hogy tum, yeh raat ka bacha huwa khana hai.
Pehla pathan: iska to mou hi band hai
Dosra pathan:Yeh to neachy sy b toota huwa hai
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